Donkey Punch (And Other Assorted Love Songs)

I always knew you were a sick fuck

Your poon du jour walkin' like a duck 

With one black eye and a big ass smile

I knew I'd like your style

 

What did ya do to me, Daddy?

What did ya do?

What did ya do to me, Daddy?

What did ya do?

 

You did a bad thing

Nearly lost my lunch

You did a bad thing

You threw me a donkey punch

You did a bad, bad thing

Bent over in a hunch

You did a bad, bad thing

You threw me a donkey punch

 

Well, I've had some freaks in my time

You's a quarter and they's a dime

Well, maybe I would of be okay with "The Pirate," but

God damn it, ya knocked me the fuck out

 

What did ya do to me, Daddy?

What did ya do?

Oh I know what ya did to me, Daddy

Ya threw me a donkey punch-cha!

 

My back is bruised and full of stripes, and

Now you've ruined me for my life

My derrier will never be the same

You saw, you conquered, and then you came

 

What did ya do to me, Daddy?

What did ya do?

What the fuck did ya do to me, Daddy?

What did ya do?

 

You did a bad thing

Nearly lost my lunch

You did a bad thing

You threw me a donkey punch

You did a bad, bad thing

Bent over in a hunch

You did a bad, bad thing

You threw me a donkey punch

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